The judges ladled out praise to all four contestants; nevertheless, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife--would the three ladies have to fork over first place to Crewcut Carl and his minimalist WYSIWYG design? - Robert Aull

One thing is for certain: CrossFit looked a lot happier back in 1950. - Tyler Gonigam

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me… - Steven Keller

Hahaha I see you were in your sister’s closet again! - Kassidy Loehmer

That awkward moment when everyone else in the room finds something interesting to look at and you don't. - Allison Mills

“Crap, I forgot my briefs again.” -  Gregory Hardin

“This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.” - Brandon M. White

“It may be 10,140 km from Ho Chi Minh City to Honolulu but it's only 6,301 miles. Put that in your metric marketing pipe and smoke it!” - Fran Huehls

“Let me show you how we can magnify the impact of your gift!” - Ruth Hansen

“Any fool can tell this book isn't as big as the one in the display, but noooo we have to open the case and confirm...would serve him right if I accidently let this lid drop.” -  Robert Aull