“Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar;  one more girl to break the bone in my collar!” - Robert Aull

"A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!" - Scott Strickler

As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need. - Andy Smith

“So...Stevens, what are you going to do with YOUR Brylcreem rebate check??” - Michael Wilkinson

Peter Promiscuous - "How about now?" Chastity the Clown - "No, that is still bad touch." - Andy Smith

  “John Miller’s first attempt in the food truck business was a complete disaster.” - Catherine Calac

"As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally invented tongue piercing" - Karen Lee

"The early Terminators were easy to spot..." - Clarence Brooks

"Who's having Decaf?" - Debra Kent

"Brylcreem fumes had an almost aphrodisiacal effect on Ruby, turning her usual dour pout into a coquettish smile." - Robert Aull