“Smile!  You’re on Candid Camera!......WHAT???!!!”

“Oh Wendy, please tell us what you see in the future!  I hope my Farrah hair is still in style!!” - 

"Marilyn said, ‘The pull my finger joke never gets old with you Ray.’” - Jill Lyon
 

"No, really.  Salisbury steak is delicious with chocolate chips. You’ll love it." - Christine Plantenga

“Why in the world are we not called the Normal College anymore?  This is totally not weird.” - 

Why, yes!  It DOES smell like sunshine! - Bill Orme

Look, you can’t just waltz in here with your girlfriend and get her plastered!  This isn’t that kind of place! - Bill Orme

“IUPUI parking tickets make good confetti.” - Sarah Michelle Bahr

"We're gonna frock this town, frock it inside out!"  - Robert Aull

  "OMG.....Who moved my horse!?" - John Hazer