“They’re actually going to call it OOEE-POOEE?!” - Matt Hinsman

 AND, it can fix that annoying Check Engine light too! - John Hayes

"“Mounted officers suspect fowl play in search for elusive Canadian criminal." - Jacob Lovrinic

"Someone will be looking for that curtain rod later Lucy…and how many hotdogs does this make for you?" - Jill Lyon

Super glue prank goes horribly wrong. - Jacob Lovrinic

“Only a robot could tutor a math student and have open brain surgery at the same time!” - Ian Harmon

"With sagging and other signs of age showing, you know him today as the Poop Emoji. But in his younger years audiences everywhere knew him as the Healthy Red Blood Cell Emoji." - Andy Smith

“Professor Rip Van Winkle lectures IUPUI students on time management.” - Tracy Thatcher

No IUPUI building is complete until the scratching post is installed - go Jags! - Matt Hinsman

 "When you have a paper due at 11:59 and it's 11:45..." - Hannah Brewington