Prior to being upstaged by the flamboyant Teletubbies, the less jovial and slightly creepier TeeVee Jeebies ruled the toddler 2 to 4 demographic. - Andy Smith

Gee wiz, Liz, if you do the twist any harder that barrette’s going to watusi your eyeball. - Leigh Anne Hedger

"Mom said we can have the SLEEPOVER!" - Jenee Johnson

Yes, I know science is supposed to be serious, but this is the funny bone! - Cynthia Booth

Amazon Prime introduces it's new travel service. Members may choose overnight or 2-day delivery. - Joseph Dynlacht

It's quarter to three. No one in the place except you and me, so set 'em up Joe. I got a little story I think you oughtta know. - Bill Orme

 "Alfred Hitchcock, celebrity spokesperson for the new Drunk-O-Meter, shows Officer Jones and his colleagues his record-setting Drunk-O-Meter reading from the premier party of The Birds." - John Hayes

 “They’re actually going to call it OOEE-POOEE?!” - Matt Hinsman

 AND, it can fix that annoying Check Engine light too! - John Hayes

"“Mounted officers suspect fowl play in search for elusive Canadian criminal." - Jacob Lovrinic