"The 3d verse of "Ain't Gonna Study War No More" was suddenly interrupted by this bulletin from the White House..." - Bill Orme

"The experimental process for immortalizing Ray's poetic silver tongue in a plaster cast did not end well." - Susan Stanley

"Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ???" - Andy Smith

"How's your dinner, Pat? You know this is our last good meal before Chartwells takes over." - Robert E. Lawson

"Put your back into it, Hermie--president or not, you can't push start a dozer with one hand." - Robert Aull

Clearly Dian Fossey’s first date was a precursor of things to come. - Rob Bullock

“Donner, party of 6.” - Melanie Curfman

"Trust me, I’m a doctor.  Radiation is good for you!" - Robert Bullock

“This IS a big deal Tonto.  Sammy Terry and Wilbur Snyder were here yesterday.” - Jeff Vessely

“I didn’t inhale.” - Meagan Lacy