I hunger for knowledge---mmmm brains! - Pamela Putnam

Confused about the choreography, the men interrupt the ladies’ rendition of ‘I’m a little teapot'. - Katie Earle

So, then I said, "You call that a barber shop quartet?" - Mike Delporte

All this because of my Vitameatavegamin! - Mary Van Demark

I think napkins just spoil the adventure – don’t you? - Matt Hinsman

"As you can see the canines are strangely oversized," he said, "which can only mean one thing: Vampires." - Taylor Gardner

I think he just realized that my research paper says that smoking is bad for you. Looks like I’m taking this class again. - Kyla Lathrop

I should have had the ice cream instead! - Robin Bousum

We're three little Metros, waiting for a bus
The bus is a Metro, just like us.
One day we'll catch it and we'll go far
We may even find ourselves a Jag-u-ar!
-Bill Orme

REALLY! You wouldn’t believe what I can hide in this hairdo! - Jane Alexander