I should have had the ice cream instead! - Robin Bousum

We're three little Metros, waiting for a bus
The bus is a Metro, just like us.
One day we'll catch it and we'll go far
We may even find ourselves a Jag-u-ar!
-Bill Orme

REALLY! You wouldn’t believe what I can hide in this hairdo! - Jane Alexander

Kiss this campus goodbye! - Tia Broz

George Weber was somewhat dumbfounded when asked to review the blueprints for Hans Krebs' new restaurant, "The Krusty Krebs". - Joseph Dynlacht

Seriously, you wouldn’t believe how many folks try to put the cart before the horse - Whitney Thompson

I can promise you that all revenue generated by the students using this building will stay on the IUPUI campus. - Monica Thompson-Deal

Congratulations on finishing at the top of your class, cadet. Your Toblerone, as promised. - Kagan Mellencamp

I am not allowed to talk to strangers, and you are very strange. - Jerene Rodriquez

You toad-ally nailed it! Just don't "Rip it!" - Jill Lyon