November Caption Contest

All are encouraged to enter captions to a photo in the Archives. The contest winner (as chosen by those sagacious heads at Caption Contest Central) will receive a Fabulous Prize.

Back in the day, students made their own entertainment. Campus students put on "Hoedown" shows for the fun of it and to delight classmates. This month's Caption Contest photo dates from 1950. Supply the script to this eye-exam skit. What are the performers saying?

 

Black and white photograph. A young man is sitting in a chair. His eyes are being held open by an older man on the left and an older woman on the right. The seated man is wearing a gray suit complete with tie. His hands are clasped together as if in prayer. The man on the right is also wearing a suit but has a patterned tie. The woman on the right is wearing a gray pleated skirt and matching top with a white lab coat over both. There is a cabinet of tools on the far left and a table with several bags on the far right. Under the desk is a wire trash can. A dark hallway is in the background.

 

Enter a caption today!