All are encouraged to enter captions to a photo in the Archives. The contest winner (as chosen by those sagacious heads at Caption Contest Central) will receive a Fabulous Prize.
Back in the day, students made their own entertainment. Campus students put on "Hoedown" shows for the fun of it and to delight classmates. This month's Caption Contest photo dates from 1950. Supply the script to this eye-exam skit. What are the performers saying?

